Originally Posted By: PCG342
My former local news site of choice has adapted this horseshit model wherein 99% of the articles require a paid subscription. If you don't have such a subscription, you can only read filler articles and maybe the death notices. The "restricted" articles are pruned to one line, and as such, there's a multitude of gems such as:

Police identify man killed by train Tuesday:
The man was killed Tuesday evening after being struck by a Union Pacific train.

What was the cause of death?


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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!