Velo was a titan from the great before time. The long long ago.
Uschi is the....girl(?) that developed an addiction to sperm, and had to keep saying that she had a milk-mustache all the time to keep her condition a secret from her girlfriend.
Kinda Sorta is a traveler returning from a tragic future past.
Jack Mehoff was the person we threw in the pit and told that he couldn't get out until all pieces of the jade monkey are joined once again. We're all wondering if he actually believed us.
TK was the one who answered the call of Cthulu. I'm sure he's made it to Rrlyeh by now.
Pig Iran was an unusual creature-thing that wandered into the darkness, never to be seen or heard from again....unless you call him of course.
MisterJLA is a frequenter of pep rallies nowadays.
Ultimate Jaburg was the guy who got dispersed among the bits of code that fabricate our existence during the RKMBs' battle with the LOCH HEXEN clones when he was the only one logged on at the time. We're all hoping that, one day, his consciousness will eventually recompile itself so that he may become an immortal bot that exists within the matrix.
THE Franta is the dude who's up and down--but NEVER up and then down.
Irwin Schwab is the guy being held without bail in the Shermer county jail in Illinois for copyright infringement. We all told him listing "Shermer, Illinois" as his location would get him in trouble someday.
Polar Boy is now Polar Girl.
Theory9 is that one jerkoff who borrowed your Doors album and never returned it.
Paul E. Heyman is the best the RKMBs has to offer; a true pillar of the community.
Rue de Nocturne was the first successfully engineered alt/user hybrid. His existence was rather controversial, and so he was executed for the good of the community.
Animalman is the resident, if unaccountable, liberal atheist of the RKMBs.
First Amongst Daves is........come to think of it, I have no idea who that guy is.
Balloon Knot is Robs best friend. They've always been on good terms.
Frank Burns is Lothar.
And I'm here. I've always been here.
