RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Mxy revealed to be Australian and very gay!

Sacman registered in may 2002 though.

I know but he hasn't posted as Dark Typhoid Dave for that long.

Oh.

Pee.

Three OH

YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU!

I knew it!

Huh!

Nickelback
Next Contestant

I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt

There goes the next contestant

Nickelback is a Canadian rock band formed in Hanna, Alberta, in 1995 by Chad Kroeger, Mike Kroeger and Ryan Vikedal. Their hit single "How You Remind Me" from their third album, Silver Side Up reached the top on the Canadian Singles Chart and the Billboard Hot 100 at the same time, making them the second Canadian band to accomplish this, the first being The Guess Who with "American Woman".[1]
Since their smash hit "How You Remind Me" in 2001, the band enjoyed major commercial (although not critical) success. Nickelback sold over 13.5 million albums in the United States and over 1.7 million in Canada, their worldwide album sales totalled almost 25 million.[citation needed]
The band has won nine Juno Awards, an American Music Award, an MTV Video Music Award for Best Video from a Film (Hero), and a World Music Award for World's Best-Selling Rock Artist. The band was also nominated for seven Grammy Awards, four American Music Awards and ten Juno Awards. On December 4, 2006, Nickelback won three Billboard Music Awards out of five nominations.
Nickelback's latest release, All the Right Reasons has already sold more than 4.8 million albums in the United States and over 7 million albums worldwide. Well over a year after its release, it still regularly appears on the top 20 of the Billboard 200.
NHL goalie Cam Ward, wears a goalie mask that has a Nickelback theme featuring the bandmembers playing.

I remember this thread!

*doubts its coming to australia* cool! i wantee, especially for the ninja turtles demo

Who the hell are all these people?

Velo was a titan from the great before time. The long long ago.

Uschi is the....girl(?) that developed an addiction to sperm, and had to keep saying that she had a milk-mustache all the time to keep her condition a secret from her girlfriend.

Kinda Sorta is a traveler returning from a tragic future past.

Jack Mehoff was the person we threw in the pit and told that he couldn't get out until all pieces of the jade monkey are joined once again. We're all wondering if he actually believed us.

TK was the one who answered the call of Cthulu. I'm sure he's made it to Rrlyeh by now.

Pig Iran was an unusual creature-thing that wandered into the darkness, never to be seen or heard from again....unless you call him of course.

MisterJLA is a frequenter of pep rallies nowadays.

Ultimate Jaburg was the guy who got dispersed among the bits of code that fabricate our existence during the RKMBs' battle with the LOCH HEXEN clones when he was the only one logged on at the time. We're all hoping that, one day, his consciousness will eventually recompile itself so that he may become an immortal bot that exists within the matrix.

THE Franta is the dude who's up and down--but NEVER up and then down.

Irwin Schwab is the guy being held without bail in the Shermer county jail in Illinois for copyright infringement. We all told him listing "Shermer, Illinois" as his location would get him in trouble someday.

Polar Boy is now Polar Girl.

Theory9 is that one jerkoff who borrowed your Doors album and never returned it.

Paul E. Heyman is the best the RKMBs has to offer; a true pillar of the community.

Rue de Nocturne was the first successfully engineered alt/user hybrid. His existence was rather controversial, and so he was executed for the good of the community.

Animalman is the resident, if unaccountable, liberal atheist of the RKMBs.

First Amongst Daves is........come to think of it, I have no idea who that guy is.

Balloon Knot is Robs best friend. They've always been on good terms.

Frank Burns is Lothar.

And I'm here. I've always been here.

Ohhh, those guys.

Yeah...

...Wait a minute. Who the hell are you!?

I'm PIAC!

You foreigners and your funny words.

Did he ever get back to Australia?

....Well?

Mxy’s got a sub-minimum wage per diem gig writing articles about Joker’s boner (and Republicans suck) over at Cracked, these days.

https://www.cracked.com/article_290...their-constitution-pay-attention-us.html

https://www.cracked.com/article_29051_the-early-obstacles-jokers-path-to-comic-icon.html