Can you imagine it? A world without Jaburg?
Recently, I asked Jake to join my fantasy baseball league (I actually sent him 15 invites, spamming his e-mail) and he never responded.
Now I have a baseball league without Jake's Unwashed Cunts. It doesn't seem right to me.
I hope Jake responds to this thread, and makes me feel safe and loved once again.
If not, all hope for the future will indeed be lost forever.