Patrick Schwarzenegger (He's got the Kennedy DNA so he's going to die horribly)
Stan Lee
Justin Bieber (Satan's going to come collecting soon on the deal Bieber made to get famous)
Prince William and/or Prince Charles (Harry's going to start making his bid for the throne. First the competition, then he guns for the kid in a few years after Elizabeth's gone)


"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?"