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and you can show her how to handle one!
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You don't handle a vagina, Rob. Geez, any and every hetero male knows th... wait a sec. I forgot. You're a pillowbiter. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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Don't say that..I like pillows....
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I forgot. You're a pillowbiter.
how the hell could you forget??
especially with VISA calling you every day to pay off the bill.
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Stick to makin' websites 'cause that joke didn't make any fucking sense.
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But that had nothing to do with the joke...
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 ...no way did that just happen.... Anyway, TK, I know my way around multiple vaginas... [ 02-26-2003, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Stareena ]
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I'm sure you do, but do ya want them to be attached to a two-headed, dog-lovin', high-post-countin', belchin', fartin', overweight, badly-developed facial haired, non-hygenic, non-directional, egomaniacal, severely gay being that wouldn't know how to please a woman even if it had two vaginas?
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In other words, even I have a better chance of getting the job done than he does.
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Alrighty. I'll make chicken wellington, a strawberry and frangipane phyllo tart, draw a scented bath and see where it goes from there.
[ 03-03-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Brian A. Ortiz ]
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![[gulp!]](gulp.gif) Ouch. The sad thing is according to what I've been told, he's right.
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Of course I'm right! I'm the smartest man here cause the ladies said so!
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Damn. Guess I'd better find other avenues to please women...
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quote:
Originally posted by Drzsmith:
JRR Tolkein couldnt have written a better fantasy story.
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Me too! And my man is in Michigan while I'm here in California! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) Good thing I'm on a flight home tomorrow!
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Couldn't you have gone to a sex shop? We have one on every corner here!
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REM
Bad Day
A public service announcement followed me home the other day.
I paid it nevermind. Go Away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency.
We're sick of being jerked around.
Wear that on your sleeve.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.
Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize
Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.
Well,look behind the eyes.
It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror lock down.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
The Papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh, Not one more.
It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.
We're dug in deep the price is steep.
The auctioneer is such a creep.
The lights went out, the oil ran dry
We blamed it on the other guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the church, heres the steeple
Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
Ignore the lower fear
Ugh, this means war.
It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.
It's been a bad day...
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Daylight Saving Time, or DST, is the period of the year when clocks are moved one hour ahead. In the United States, this has the effect of creating more sunlit hours in the evening during months when the weather is the warmest. We advance our clocks ahead one hour at the beginning of DST, and move them back one hour ("spring forward, fall back") when we return to Standard Time (ST). This has the effect of moving one hour of daylight from the morning to the evening.DST was formally introduced in the United States in 1918. Today, most of the country and its territories observe DST. However, DST is not observed in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and the state of Arizona (with the exception of the Navajo Indian Reservation, which does observe DST).Daylight Saving Time and time zones are regulated by the U. S. Department of Transportation, not by NIST. However, as an official timekeeper for the United States, NIST observes all rules regarding DST when it distributes time-of-day information to the public.
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peeing with an erection is, perhaps, the most difficult thing to do my pee forks aftre sex.
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When I'm single. I currently have the hots for this chick she is just so fine. awesome body,big booty,I just want her so much.Sadly this STD I have is acting up. yeah?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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When I'm single. I currently have the hots for this chick she is just so fine. awesome body,big booty,I just want her so much.Sadly this STD I have is acting up. yeah? And, by "STD," Snarf is referring to his personality.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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A moon landing is the arrival of an intact manned or unmanned spacecraft on
the surface of a planet's natural satellite. The concept has been a goal of
humankind since it was first appreciated that the Moon is Earth's closest
large celestial body.
The United States space agency NASA achieved the first manned landing on
Earth's Moon as part of the Apollo 11 mission commanded by Neil Armstrong.
On July 20, 1969, Armstrong, accompanied by Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin, landed
the lunar module Eagle on the surface of the Moon, while Micheal Collins
orbited above. Armstrong and Aldrin spent a day on the surface of the Moon
before returning to Earth. NASA carried out six manned moon landings between
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Conspiracy theorists insist that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax. These
accusations flourish in part because predictions by enthusiasts that Moon
landings would become commonplace have not yet come to pass. Some claims can
be empirically discredited by three retroreflector arrays left on the Moon
by Apollo 11,[10] 14 and 15. Today, anyone on Earth with an appropriate laser
and telescope system may bounce laser beams off these devices, verifying
deployment of the Lunar Laser Ranging Experiment at historically documented
Apollo moon landing sites.Since the first hoax accusations were made—albeit
by non-scientists pursuing the conspiracy accusations in part for monetary
gain, and although they havebeen repeatedly debunked by many independent
scientists—a small minority ofthe global population continues to believe
the allegations, which has bothered NASA and the astronauts who flew the
missions. However, it has recently become apparent from the multiple
scheduled or proposed governmental and private efforts to send landers or
orbiters to the Moon that it is likely that independent proof will be
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Cancún is a coastal city in Mexico's easternmost state, Quintana Roo, on
the Yucatán Peninsula. Cancun is located on the Yucatan Channel that
separates Mexico from the island of Cuba in the Greater Antilles. Cancun's
region is sometimes known as the Mexican Caribbean.The city has grown rapidly
over the past thirty years to become a city of approximately 600,000
residents, covering the former island and the nearbymainlandThere are about
150 hotels in Cancún with more than 24,000 roomsand 380 restaurants. Four
million visitors arrive each year in an average of 190 flights daily. The
Hotel Zone of Cancun is shaped like a 7 with bridges on each end connecting
to the mainland. Hotels on the vertical or long side of the 7 tend to have
rougher beaches and beach erosion can be aproblem. Resorts on the horizontal
or short end of the seven tend to havemore gentle surf because the waves
here are blocked by the island of IslaMujeres which lies just off shore.
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Depending on the season, maximum temperatures range from 26 °C (78.8 °F) in January to 32 °C (90 °F) in Juneand between 18 °C (64.4 °F) and 25 °C (77 °F) at night. Temperature extremeshave ranged between a maximum of 39.5 °C (103.2 °F) and a minimum of 9.5 °C(49.2 °F) 5 km (3.1 mi) inland at the Airport at the south end of the city.More temperate conditions occur from November to February and it is hottestfrom April to September, due to proximity to the Caribbean and Gulf humidityis high all-year around (averages close to 70% on rain fre days).
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If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.
~ Ben Stein
I would rather give up a weekend in Cancun, Mexico when I'm 25 than wonder when I'm older: Do I want to take my heart pill, or do I want to eat?
Diane Rolfsmeyer
If the beach is not restored, Cancun will die.
~ Marc Verhaert quotes
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Sunshine on My Shoulders
John Denver
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high
If I had a day that I could give you
I'd give to you a day just like today
If I had a song that I could sing for you
I'd sing a song to make you feel this way
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high
If I had a tale that I could tell you
I'd tell a tale sure to make you smile
If I had a wish that I could wish for you
I'd make a wish for sunshine all the while
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high
Sunshine almost all the time makes me high
Sunshine almost always
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