Welcome back, Chris. Hope all is fine with you.
I never understood the point of all those 'Oakley alts' created by the Assaholic Sodomy Squadron years ago. They probably just wanted to be you instead of themselves after looking in whatever was left of their mirrors while naked one too many times, but your guess is as good as mine.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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