"We're too lazy to seek out and hire employees who aren't too lazy to do real work that involves fast and friendly service of food in a clean, stocked, and organized restaurant, so let's let AI do most of the work for us! Let's also program it to financially punish our customers for being hungry during our busiest times of the day!"
When customers call us to check a price, we look at the menu and state the printed numbers. We don't have to go into "That depends, what time and day do you plan to order this? Do you have an account with our AI price surging app on your device?" or however this is supposed to work.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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