I had a dream where I met Jesus.
We (me, Jesus, and a bunch of other people) were in a portable class room, and singing "In the Garden of Eden" (Iron Butterfly Parody from the Simpsons), and these two kids I've known for a really long time started dancing across the room. After the song, Jesus says "I noticed you didn't use turn signals when you moved around."
I laughed. Bad idea. Everyone's all shocked.
I say "It was funny, though."
"You're not supposed to laugh like THAT!" someone says to me.
Jesus says "You wanna laugh? I'll make you laugh."
Thunder strikes, the ground shakes, and I wake up.
