What's also absolute perfection was comparing her to Rob and pissing off the Broken Basement Bandit and the Boston Bawler simultaneously in less than two hours or so:

If Rob was Erica Campbell...

I wonder if this is why they held a grudge against me for so many years.

(Not that Erica wasn't quite outstanding, though)

There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.