https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07/03/style/taylor-swift-wedding-travis-kelce

Ig,Taylor is a married woman now. You'll have to stop sleeping with her. Don't let her hit again no matter how much she begs you.

MEM,Travis is a married man now. You'll have to stop sleeping with him. Don't let him hit again no matter how much he begs you.

Wondie,go ahead and give Taylor whatever she wants from you. I won't tell on you.

Rob,with the wedding there will be more Taylor merchandise for you to buy. You'll probably need another storage unit just to hold it all.

Dave,this is an American thing that you just wouldn't understand. I'm sure you Aussies don't worship your celebrities like we do.

Be strong,guys,and you'll get through this. Or maybe Taylor getting married means nothing to you and you're not sure who she is anyway.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!