quote:Originally posted by Dave: I'm sorry but I'm really not keeping up with all of this. I'm ignorant about the background. I have some questions.
1. La Machine is sexually attracted to black men? 2. La Machine is in denial about this attraction? 3. La Machine is in denial about being gay? 4. La Machine is flaunting his sexuality and offending people? 5. La Machine's sexual advances on bsams were rebuffed, and his feelings were hurt? 6. La Machine is not sure if he's gay or straight and you guys are making fun of his confused state? 7. La Machine is trying to get bsams' attention by trolling him? 8. La Machine is flirting with you all because he thinks you are all black? 9. La Machine is straight, not attracted to black men, but did or said something which suggests otherwise? 10. La Machine is straight, but is willing to experiment? 11. La Machine is intolerant of gay black men, and so he is being taught that people here don't accept that intolerance? 12. La Machine wants to be gay and black, but is actually a white middle aged accountant working in Seattle? 13. La Machine wants to join the navy? 14. La Machine works out, and keenly admires the male form, but not sexually? 15. La Machine kissed a man once, but only because he was drunk and horny? 16. La Machine likes Tiger Woods' swing? 17. La Machine is the Principal Rooney of the internet?
That's nice Dave. Goodness, what'd I ever do to you? Hey look, break's over. Better get back to the cubicle.
