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Originally posted by Mxy:
Hey, you should team up with Kristogar Velo!
This is one of the e-mails he wrote Gabby:

Rob, you ignorant slut:
On behalf of all members of G'Nort's Excellent Emerald Kennell, I request that you re-instate the G'Nort forum at your otherwise pathetic message boards.

Before you argue that there is no demand for a G'Nort forum, I ask you, who exactly is demanding a forum dedicated to Rob's Web Log? We understand that asking you to not have double standards would be the equivalent of asking you to not breathe or offer your body to George Steinbrenner, but we hope that you will get your head out of your ass long enough to realize that the G'Nort forum was more beloved than other forums which have been spared from your lunacy, even if the action was at a lull.

The fact that G'Nort is mentioned in lowercase letters in your Comic Book forum description is not unnoticed, but actually is taken more as an insult than a favor.

It is also realized that this e-mail arrives several days after the deletion of the forum. Hopefully you realize that not everybody lacks societal life like you and thus do not have the luxury of spending the majority of their days at message boards named after them.

I, for one, will not ever post at your shit station again if action is not taken(preferably your removal as head moderator of the boards). As you can see from the sad, sorry condition of your Sports forum in my absence, you cannot afford this.

From Hell,
Kristogar Velo
President of GEEK

He says he's got more of those, with hilarious replies. Maybe you guys could trade...