RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts "Opinions" that should be considered "Facts"

There are some things that I feel so strongly about that I am simply unwilling to admit they are mere opinions. For example:

Alan Moore is the greatest comic book writer ever.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever.

Anyone else have any others they'd like to share?

Oh, and just to get the obvious joke out of the way....

Rob is the gayest man alive.