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There are some things that I feel so strongly about that I am simply unwilling to admit they are mere opinions. For example:

Alan Moore is the greatest comic book writer ever.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever.

Anyone else have any others they'd like to share?

Oh, and just to get the obvious joke out of the way....

Rob is the gayest man alive.

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Midgets were made to give head.

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Midgets were made to give head.

Giants were made to receive head.

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Another fact that some think is simple opinion

Micheal Jordan receives waaaaay too much airtime on the news.

Thats a FACT JACK!

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here's another fact:

Michael Jordan can endorse products made by 3rd world underpaid child labor and it is okay, but if Kathy Lee Gifford does it, they crucify her.

OJ Simpson is a murderer.

Liza Minnelli is the World's greatest living entertainer.

Your mama gives good head.

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quote:
Originally posted by Starr_Jones:
Your mama gives good head.

Don't I know it!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Starr_Jones:
here's another fact:

Liza Minnelli is the World's greatest living entertainer.

Your mama gives good head.

If you think Liza is the greatest, there is no way you have ever gotten head from a woman...you should'va said daddy...would have made more sense in context...

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animalman IS a virgin

...not for want of trying though, tiger!

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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
animalman IS a virgin

...not for want of trying though, tiger!

Better to have failed to fulfill a lofty enterprise than to have never tried.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
animalman IS a virgin

Yes he IS.

And I suspect that's why you leave me those dirty phone calls, too. You only like plowing on unplowed land, eh, Bobbert?

[ 02-17-2003, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: Animalman ]

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Time for everyone to show the old Robkamphausen.com community spirit here, folks, and in a friend's time of need dig deep into your pockets: everyone chip in a few bucks to get Annie laid.

"$2 means a snack to me, but it means a big deal to you."

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Drzsmith, surely you can spare a virgin a dollar?

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I'll just rustle him up a whore.

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Nirvana is one of the best bands ever.

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....not getting any, eh?

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