Q: What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and a supermarket bag ?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous to children. The other is used to carry groceries.
You all realize that Michael Jackson is now a new Dad. With that in mind he approached his wife's doctor and asked "How long do you think
before we can have sex ?" The doctor replied, "Well Mr. Jackson, I'd wait until the little guys is at least 6 or 7 years old."
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