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#126119 2002-04-27 7:47 PM
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A Frantastic Journey
http://community-2.webtv.net/drzsmith1/AFrantasticJourney/

I really have to finish this!


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Nobody loves Franta.

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Silky jinn does.

[ 04-28-2002: Message edited by: allan1 ]


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Does Franta like anyone else?

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Franta's everybodies girl!

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quote:
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Silky jinn does.


If only it were true!

However it DOES appear that my pics have scared StNyGeorge and his well-muscled tank top away!


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Say it ain't so!!
Come back ST.George!!
COME BACK!!!

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franta's behind is madness!

(we'd all know!)


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Will we ever see more Doc?

The fans wanna know!!!!!


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I have a nice window fan. Keeps my house cool.

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Upsize

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MORE!!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
franta's behind is madness!

(we'd all know!)

Its a madness that can be cured though, with penicillin and abstinence.

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Dave, you ask too much of Franta with that whole abstinence thing. . .

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mmm Absinth....

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quote:
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mmm Absinth....

now legal in the US!

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That shit taste like lawn clippings!!!

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mmmmm.......lawn clippings

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Moooooooooo.....

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Attack of the cows!!!

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Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Se Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed, "we must fight, escape or we'll die!"
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded into a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cows well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
"We are free roving bovines. We run free today.
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high!
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!"
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

The president said, "Enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough!"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
Cows outgunned

The order was given to turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers. . . .

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Mxy's a cow!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Drzsmith:
Nobody loves Franta.

I love Franta! [humina humina]

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Bow down before me, blasphemers! The Cowgod commands it!

MOOOOO!!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by The Cowgod:
Bow down before me, blasphemers! The Cowgod commands it!

MOOOOO!!!!

MOOOOOOO!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
quote:
Originally posted by Drzsmith:
Nobody loves Franta.

I love Franta! [humina humina]
YAY!!!!!! [humina humina]

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
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Originally posted by Drzsmith:
Nobody loves Franta.

I love Franta! [humina humina]
YAY!!!!!! [humina humina]

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quote:
Originally posted by The Cowgod:
Bow down before me, blasphemers! The Cowgod commands it!

MOOOOO!!!!

[whaaaa!] HOLY COW!!! [whaaaa!]

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BULLSHIT!

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Got Milk????

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Yes I do!!

Wanna suck...

[wink]

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quote:
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quote:
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Bow down before me, blasphemers! The Cowgod commands it!

MOOOOO!!!!

MOOOOOOO!!!
My first disciple! Drink of my milk and grow strong! [biiiig grin]

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[eh?]

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heeheehee...

allan drinks milk... from his schlong! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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quote:
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Yes I do!!

Wanna suck...

[wink]

Mmmmm....

Drinking that milk makes my bones grow strong and hard. [woooOOOOoooo!]

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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
Yes I do!!

Wanna suck...

[wink]

Lor is lactating?

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[no no no]

::Sees Franta::

I love you Franta!!! [humina humina] :tackles him with a big hug:

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MOO!

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