RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Why are guys jerks?

Hey I take back what I said what was it....three years ago???? Guys aren't jerks well not mosta the time anyways. There are just a few select guys that act that way

no you're right. Most guys are jerks.

Yeah...I'm afraid I concur. Guys are jerks. Except for me.






































































No, that's not true either.

We can be absent minded at times, but most of us aren't as guttersnipey as Ultimate Jaburg53. But he's no jerk. He's not even a vibration.

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Women are the jerks. That's scientific fact!

I repeat...

Isn't that mimic's job?

Isn't that mimic's job??

Isn't that mimic's job???

Isn't that mimic's job???

My blog

You don't have a blog. You have a clog!

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Uschi said:
I like Tyler Durdon. I like Fight Club.

That's right. A CLOG!

Fee first met Milly in a bar in Peru. His heart was jumping like a kangaroo. Like a beast in a cage in an old Dutch zoo, it was hoppin' and jumpin' in wooden shoes.

Who's Fee? Your old boyfriend who lived inside your CLOGS?

Fee - Phish

the only song of theirs I've ever heard, to my knowledge

You sure you haven't heard "Run". One of the most gayest songs on earth considered to be their most famous.

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touche....

douche.

Scaramouche.......will you do the fandango!

Rivkah, a little old lady get on an El Al flight to Israel. She's carrying a bag, a purse and a little dog in a box. She sits down and puts the box on the seat next to her.
A stewardess approaches Rivkah and says, "I'm sorry Madam, but you can't keep the dog here. I'll have to take it and put it in baggage."
Rivkah agrees. What else can she do?
During the flight, the stewardess looks in on the little dog, and Oy Gevult, the dog is dead. She informs the pilot who notifies Tel Aviv airport who tells the director who decides that they will get an other dog to replace this one. The little old lady will never know.
When the plane lands and Rivkah goes to the baggage hall to claim her box, they bring her a box with a new dog, an exact replica of her old dog. "This is not my dog", Rivkah exclaims.
"Why yes it is," the captain tells her. "See, it has the same markings."
"This is not my dog", Rivkah insists.
"How do you know this isn't your dog?" asks the captain.
"My dog is dead!"

"My dog is dead!"
"How do you know this isn't your dog?" asks the captain.
"This is not my dog", Rivkah insists.
"See, it has the same markings."
"Why yes it is," the captain tells her.
"This is not my dog", Rivkah exclaims.
When the plane lands and Rivkah goes to the baggage hall to claim her box, they bring her a box with a new dog, an exact replica of her old dog.
The little old lady will never know.
She informs the pilot who notifies Tel Aviv airport who tells the director who decides that they will get an other dog to replace this one.
During the flight, the stewardess looks in on the little dog, and Oy Gevult, the dog is dead.
What else can she do?
Rivkah agrees.
"I'll have to take it and put it in baggage."
A stewardess approaches Rivkah and says, "I'm sorry Madam, but you can't keep the dog here."
She sits down and puts the box on the seat next to her.
She's carrying a bag, a purse and a little dog in a box.
Rivkah, a little old lady get on an El Al flight to Israel.

this thread is so very gay

Due to popular demand...
SEVEN REASONS WHY I HAVE QUIT THE ROB KAMPHAUSEN MESSAGE BOARDS

1. The Comic Book Forum, which gradually became the only place worth visiting to me, had become an uninteresting sludgehole where people preferred to take part in the same repetitive banter that makes the entire board a huge self-referential inside joke rather than actually discuss things aside from how modern comics suck and all the creators are betraying pointless shit that happened decades ago.

2. The entire board is one big, stale self-referential inside joke.

3. MisterJLA, The G-Man, rex, and Wannabuyamonkey. They're ignorant, jingoistic parodies of themselves. A doodle of a Chinese man with bright yellow skin, 2334293084 children, an indecipherable accent, and a masturbatory love for Chairman Mao is less of a stereotype than these people. I refuse to share a common space with such wastes of sperm and egg. I've realized I don't hate republicans or Bush supporters. I just hate fucking assholes like them. Even people who should be agreeing with them can't because they're shitheads.

4. I've realized I have better things to do with my precious time than post on a message board. Like writing. Or homework. Or reading. Or looking at manga porn. Or, y'know, having a life.

5. I talk to most of the people I like from the boards on IM, with the exception of a few, like Dave.

6. I've found that I don't fit in with most of the people on the boards and merely just intervened in conversations to call everyone morons for their stupid, stupid opinions. Or to accuse others of Nazism.

7. I'm Disco Steve, the guy who's only known for saying "Heh" a lot because he has nothing worthwhile to say. Good riddance, I think. Off to new ventures, without being known for monosyllabic sarcastic-sounding laughter.

The End.

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This is severly fucked! Seriously, how long is it before we start seening these people rounded up and placed in death camps? Nothing about this is even remotley funny or something to make jokes around. It's just fucked.

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Guys are jerks. It's one of the reasons I won't ever Marry a man. That plus the dick up the ass thing...

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Heh...