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Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny. Drew Barrymore

Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied.
Otto von Bismarck

The family that stays together may be convicted of incest.
Robert Bloch

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.
Ray Bradbury

I guess it looks like a rock quarry that somebody has dynamited.
Charles Bronson
...describing his own face

If presidents don't do it to their wives, they'll do it to the country.
Mel Brooks

Everyday people are straying away from the church ang going back to god.
Lenny Bruce

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

Douglas Noël Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author,
comic radio dramatist, and musician. He is best known as the author of the
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Hitchhiker's began on radio, and
developed into a "trilogy" of five books (which sold more than fifteen
million copies during his lifetime) as well as a television series, a comic
book series, a computer game, and a feature film that was completed after
Adams' death. The series has also been adapted for
live theatre using various scripts; the earliest such productions used
material newly written by Adams. He was known to some fans as Bop Ad
(after his illegible signature), or by his initials 'DNA'; he was born the
year before the elucidation of the structure of "the meaning of life " or
D.N.A. by Francis Crick and James Watson in Cambridge i.e. where he was
bornAdams died of a heart attack at the age of 49 on 11 May 2001, during
the rest period of his regular workout at a private gym in Montecito,
California. He had unknowingly suffered a gradual narrowing of the coronary
arteries, which led at that moment to a myocardial infarction and a fatal
cardiac arrhythmia. Adams had been due to deliver the commencement address
at Harvey Mudd College on 13 May. His funeral was held on 16 May 2001
in Santa Barbara, California. Several friends and people he had worked with
were in attendance. His ashes were placed in Highgate Cemetery in north
London in June 2002

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive
incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Douglas Adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there
was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an
afterlife.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adams

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes
wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams,

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly
big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams

William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet is an Academy Award-nominated 1996 American film and the 10th on-screen adaptation of William Shakespeare's romantic tragedy of the same name. It was directed by Australian Baz Luhrmann and stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes in the eponymous roles. The film is a modernization of Shakespeare's play, designed to appeal to a younger modern audience. The warring families (the Montagues and the Capulets) are represented as warring business empires and swords are replaced by guns. Despite the adaptation, the film retains Shakespeare's original dialogue, albeit edited down for modern cinema audiences.

A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade
Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it ?

Juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack
Hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back
You shouldnt come around here singing up at people like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it ?

Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
And I bet and you exploded in my heart
And I forget the movie song
When you wanna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?

Come up on differents streets they both were streets of shame
Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same
And I dreamed your dream for you and your dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals ?

Where you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything you promised me think and thin
Now you just says oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him

Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die
Theres a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?

I cant do the talk like they talk on tv
And I cant do a love song like the way its meant to be
I cant do everything but Id do anything for you
I cant do anything except be in love with you

And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All do is keep the beat and bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie Id do the stars with you any time

Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die
Theres a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?

A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade
Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it ?

Whoa.

Pro Wrestling Myths, Urban Legends and Truths.

- Bruce Hart, was a substitute teacher while a top
face/promoter/booker in Stampede. He impregnated a 14 year-old student and married her. When they split up she hooked up with Davey Boy Smith and was with him when he
died.

LINKIN PARK
"Pushing Me Away"


I've lied to you
The same way that I always do
This is the last smile
That I'll fake for the sake of being with you

(Everything falls apart
Even the people who never frown
Eventually break down)
The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
(Everything has to end
You'll soon find we're out of time left
To watch it all unwind)
The sacrifice is never knowing

Why I never walked away
Why I played myself this way
Now I see you're testing me pushes me away
Why I never walked away
Why I played myself this way
Now I see your testing me pushes me away

I've tried like you
To do everything you wanted too
This is the last time
I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you

(Everything falls apart
Even the people who never frown
Eventually break down)
The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
(Everything has to end
You'll soon find we're out of time left
To watch it all unwind)
The sacrifice is never knowing

Why I never walked away
Why I played myself this way
Now I see you're testing me pushes me away
Why I never walked away
Why I played myself this way
Now I see you're testing me pushes me away
(We're all out of time
This is how we find how it all unwinds)
The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
(We're all out of time
This is how we find how it all unwinds)
The sacrifice is never knowing
Why I never walked away
Why I played myself this way
Now I see you're testing me pushes me away
Why I never walked away
Why I played myself this way
Now I see you're testing me pushes me away
Pushes me away

Linkin Park
Leave Out All The Rest


Dreamed I was missing
You were so scared
But no one would listen
Cause no one else cared
After my dreaming
I woke with this fear
What am I leaving
When I'm done here

So if you're asking me
I want you to know

When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

And don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory

Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest


Don't be afraid
I've taking my beating
I've shared what I've been

I'm strong on the surface
Not all the way through
I've never been perfect
But neither have you

So if you're asking me
I want you to know

When my time comes


Forget the wrong that ive done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

Don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory

Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest


Forgetting
All the hurt inside
You've learned to hide so well

Pretending
Someone else can come and save me from myself
I can't be who you are

When my time comes
Forget the wrong that ive done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

Don't resent me
And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory

Leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest

Forgetting
All the hurt inside
You've learned to hide so well

Pretending
Someone else can come and save me from myself
I can't be who you are
I can't be who you are

The University of Rome is one of the world’s oldest universities
and was founded by the Catholic Church in A.D. 1303. Often
called La Sapienza (“knowledge”), the University of Rome is also
Europe’s largest university with 150,000 students.

Tourism accounts for nearly 63% of Italy’s national income
Over 50 million tourists a year visit Italy. Tourism is vital to Italy’s economy and provides nearly 63% of Italy’s national income.

Frank Burns is a twat.

You tell 'em, Gerald.

The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.

The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?
[nobody responds; The Joker walks around the room pointing with his shotgun at everyone]
The Joker: You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?
[grabs a man's face]
The Joker: You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just something, a little.
[turns the man's face away]
The Joker: No...