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#130468 2001-08-13 3:48 AM
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You vill all be acquired, and made into good Germans!

Mr. Kamphausen. How much are dese boards wurt? Ve at Diemler are interested in purchasing dem.


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Dieter--

Can I touch your monkey?


#130470 2001-08-13 1:01 AM
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Micheal Jackson?

#130471 2001-08-13 1:31 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Dieter--

Can I touch your monkey?


It vill be required to live. Be gentle.


#130472 2001-08-13 6:53 PM
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How about your weiner...schnitzel?

#130473 2001-08-14 3:09 AM
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Hey, you German ho! Only the Ill Mac may use the Cyborg avatar! I originated it!

Now change it before I whip out my dick, and hit you over the head with it!


#130474 2001-08-14 5:21 PM
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I don't think you have anything to fear, dieter...

#130475 2001-08-14 7:28 PM
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Please don't talk as if you've seen what my dick looks like. Thank you.


Now, Dieter of Germany's mom, on the other hand.....


#130476 2001-08-15 10:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by rufusTfirefly:
How about your weiner...schnitzel?

Ja.


#130477 2001-08-15 10:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Illegal Machine:
Hey, you German ho! Only the Ill Mac may use the Cyborg avatar! I originated it!

Now change it before I whip out my dick, and hit you over the head with it!


You use picture uf me, and claim it for yer own?

Then try to sexually assault me vit a toothpick?

You are a sad little man.


#130478 2001-08-15 10:12 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Illegal Machine:
Please don't talk as if you've seen what my dick looks like. Thank you.


Now, Dieter of Germany's mom, on the other hand.....



My muther has eyesight problems. She could not see, or feel, someting dat small.

[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Dieter of Germany ]


#130479 2001-08-15 8:16 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dieter of Germany:

My muther has eyesight problems. She could not see, or feel, someting dat small.

[ 08-15-2001: Message edited by: Dieter of Germany ]



Again, I'm going to ask that you stop pretending that you've see my dick.

Thank you.


#130480 2001-08-15 8:25 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dieter of Germany:
You use picture uf me, and claim it for yer own?
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I'm claiming nothing. I'm TELLING you It's my avatar.

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Then try to sexually assault me vit a toothpick?

I'm serious, dude. You joke now, but when you're in the emergency room, suffering from SERIOUS head trauma, which occurred as a result of being clobbered by a massive object. Jokes over.

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You are a sad little man.

Good one?


#130481 2001-08-15 11:03 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Illegal Machine:

Again, I'm going to ask that you stop pretending that you've see my dick.

Thank you.



Dere is apparently nuting to see.


#130482 2001-08-16 7:58 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dieter of Germany:

Dere is apparently nuting to see.

Was that a German's attempt at a witty remark?

Good, God (or Gob as it were), that was pathetic! I think I'm going to be sick.

Really, though, get a new pic.


#130483 2001-08-16 1:15 PM
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Isz vittier den yer feeble attempt to threaten me vit a mini sausage link.

Why do you not get a new pic?


#130484 2001-08-16 7:35 PM
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Because I spent the time to look for it on various search engines, and to have Rob trun it into an avatar.

Why don't you go get a pic of Dieter (or his monkey) and have Rob turn it into an avatar for you.


Now is the time on Sprokets when we dance...


#130485 2001-08-16 7:38 PM
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Touch my Monkey.

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Gladly!

#130487 2001-08-17 12:53 AM
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Wheeeeeeeeee...

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thats enough!

#130489 2001-08-17 6:17 AM
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That's a good one, Dieter (I picked that one too). I think the only person who uses that one would be Jesus.

I'm sure he's cool with it. Jesus is a stand up guy.


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he's very forgiving, ill say that much

#130491 2001-08-18 2:56 AM
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Drives a Chevy too.

#130492 2001-08-18 3:17 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
he's very forgiving, ill say that much

I died for everyone's sins EXCEPT yours, Rob.

Just saying.


#130493 2001-08-18 6:47 PM
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finally! no more guilt!

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So this is when you came out of the closet!!!

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