<<Now that you know that, will you e-mail DCOMCarlin and request a G'Nort series??>>

Your trademark is stupidity! He's not comin g'back, fool. Buckle up!

<<How big a fool is Nowhereman>>

He's a chump! I eat chumps like him for breakfast -- the most important meal of the day!

<<just how gay is Kamphausen?>>

Kamphausen is a bad mamma jamma. I seen him with sluts all the time. Keep your fantasies to yourself, fool! Eat your greens!