Fantasy for women:

"Mr JLA, scourge of the seven seas, lifted Kimi in his broad powerful arms. She felt her heart flutter, and was short on breath as she breathed in the manly scent from his worn leather buckskins. She gently pummelled him with her half closed fists, a toekn effort at fighting him off, for deep in her heart she wanted him badly. Her bodice ripped, and she cast her corset aside, her heaving bosom rising and falling in time with the gentle rocking motion of his pirate ship. "Make it go faster," she murmured breathlessly, and Mr JLA, with a masculine grunt, obliged, rocking the ship forwards and aft. Finally Kimi could not take any more pleasure in her treasure chest, and with a gasp she -"

Huh. Writer's block.