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Party, break shit! Get nekkid! Oh yeah, and dunk Zod! [ 10-17-2002, 01:56 AM: Message edited by: Grimm ]
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woohooo! now where are the ladies????
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Hey,cut out that damn noise,it's 3:30am some of us,who have to get up and go to work int the morning, are trying to have sex.
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quote: Originally posted by Homer J. Simpson: woohooo! now where are the ladies????
I thought you were bringing them??? ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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quote: Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People: Hey,cut out that damn noise,it's 3:30am some of us,who have to get up and go to work int the morning, are trying to have sex.
Just have sex at work like everyone else does. ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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That would be a great way to get people to work on there day off. My supervisor would call me and say"Lothar,if you come in and work today I'll see to it you get some poon on your lunch break."
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Lothar, I saw you post on the DCMBs that you'd like to bone a comic book character.
I am proposing that we all pitch in some cash and buy Lothar an hour's lovin'.
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quote: Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People: Hey,cut out that damn noise,it's 3:30am some of us,who have to get up and go to work int the morning, are trying to have sex.
And some of them are trying it with another person... just a few.
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or with a battery operated friend ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Even better... you know that your vibrator won't betray you...
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quote: Originally posted by Dave: Lothar, I saw you post on the DCMBs that you'd like to bone a comic book character.
I am proposing that we all pitch in some cash and buy Lothar an hour's lovin'.
The weird thing is, it wouldn't be the first time I'd helped pay for a retarded man to get laid. . . :lol:
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quote: Originally posted by Grimm: The weird thing is, it wouldn't be the first time I'd helped pay for a retarded man to get laid. . . :lol:
Promise me that you will never, NEVER tell me that story, okay?
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Prometheus! Roy and I have missed you!
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quote: Originally posted by Dave: Lothar, I saw you post on the DCMBs that you'd like to bone a comic book character. .
JOEY made the post,not me.
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quote: Originally posted by Prometheus: quote: Originally posted by Grimm: The weird thing is, it wouldn't be the first time I'd helped pay for a retarded man to get laid. . . :lol:
Promise me that you will never, NEVER tell me that story, okay?
"Well, you see, what had happened was. . ." :lol:
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quote: Originally posted by THE Franta: Prometheus! Roy and I have missed you!
The nights have been just that much longer without you Franty!
Tell Roy that I've been saving myself for you two.....
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I afraid I injured myself trying to 'bum' the Thing. I didn't help with Man-Thing trying to give me a handjob!
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I really wish he Grave Digger would leave his spade at home! It really chaffs!
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quote: Originally posted by Dave: Gravel rash!
It hurts and talk about embarassing ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
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Shawshank Redemption Red: [narrating] Two things never happened again after that. The Sisters never laid a finger on Andy again... and Bogs never walked again. They transferred him to a minimum security hospital upstate. To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days drinking his food through a straw.
The Green Mile Paul Edgecomb: I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not
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