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#145008 2002-08-20 4:32 AM
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Discuss!

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Muerte cares not who is or isn't a whore, only that someone gives me candy!

Give Muerte candy now!

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I'm more of a skank than a whore.

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Fine. Dave is a Skanky Capitalistic Commie Whore!

Discuss.

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KNEEL BEFORE DAVE, ZOD!

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Daves not a whore,he's a lawyer.

#145014 2002-08-20 6:27 AM
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and thats better?

#145015 2002-08-20 7:18 PM
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In some cultures, yes.

#145016 2002-08-20 7:39 PM
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which would those be?

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Daves not a whore,he's a lawyer.

At least there were no "echo" jokes.

#145018 2002-08-21 2:42 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
KNEEL BEFORE DAVE, ZOD!

I thought the whore did the kneeling.

[ 08-20-2002, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: Kristogar Velo ]

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Yes, Dave the Whore at Law should kneel before ZOD! KNEEL Dave, KNEEL! [mwah hwah haa]

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KNEEL BEFORE ME, YOU CUM-CHUGGING KRYPTONIAN BITCH! YOU'RE GAGGING FOR IT, YOU BEARDED TESTICLE!

#145021 2002-08-21 4:29 AM
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Kryptonian fairies. Who would have thought such a thing?

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Well, Mxy's theory is that Alan Scott used his power ring as a cock ring to produce Jade and Obsidian, so nothing is out of the question.

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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Kryptonian fairies. Who would have thought such a thing?

A real MAN OF STEEL.

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quote:
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Well, Mxy's theory is that Alan Scott used his power ring as a cock ring to produce Jade and Obsidian, so nothing is out of the question.

[eh?]

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W-Why are you looking at me that way?

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You damn well know the answer to that, Mr. Cockring!

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Wow,his last name is "cockring",that must be embarrassing.

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its got to be better than Mr. Asslicker.

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"My name is Asslicker Cockring, but you can call me JQ"

#145030 2002-08-28 7:20 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Daves not a whore,he's a lawyer.

At least there were no "echo" jokes.
AT LEAST THERE WERE NO ECHO JOKES

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Yeah, well, at least there were no echo jokes.

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"Well, My name is Asslicker Cockring, but you can call my JQ."

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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
"Well, My name is Asslicker Cockring, but you can call my JQ."

Wow....what a choice....Asslicker Cockring or JQ!!!

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Mr Cockring. Heh.

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That's mr. Cockring SIR.

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Quote:

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Mr Cockring. Heh.





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At least there were no echo jokes.


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Echo jokes are so gay.


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Echo jokes are so gay.

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Echo jokes are so gay.


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Dave is still a WHORE!!!


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Yambag!


Kneel you fithy bitch!
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Why don't you go fuck your WHORE aka Dave!


Behold! The sabered Head of Uschi shall give death to Zod's enemies! CLICK and know DEATH! KNEEL before ZOD!!!
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You gotta admit that Andy has a point.


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Why don't you go fuck your WHORE aka Dave!




It'll come up on the credit card statement as "leather goods".


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