I still like that version you did here a while ago. To paraphrase (and embellish):
quote:Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen: "hi!
i just wanted to let you know i deleted a few of your posts as they were found to be off topic and/or offensive.
if you wish to continue posting on the DCMBs, please re-read the contract of rules you "signed" when becoming a member. if you can't read, go back to primary school and learn, you dumbshit.
if you have any further questions and/or comments, and especially complaints, please feel free to kiss my puckered glistening asshole.
