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Anyone hear from the bastich?

I miss him and his insulting remarks to me...I promise to kiss his butt next if he returns...


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Hey! What about my ass?

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please shave it first....

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And mine?

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It is perfect the way it is....

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...you'll not have the cat as well!

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But I like pussy.

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galore?

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Quiet Money Penny!

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Nowhereman has got a life outside of his PC!

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Come on.....

maybe you're right...
he is the only one of us who gets women (or least someone to dress as a woman) on a regular basis......


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............and he has a job!

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They won't hurt us, Donny. These
men are cowards.

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I betcha won't say that when we stop hiding behind our couches!

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I just want to say, sir, that we're
both enormous--on a personal level,
Branded, especially the early
episodes, has been a source of, uh,
inspir---

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What about Rawhide?
Or Gunsmoke..even...

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Shurely you are forgetting Rin Tin Tin!

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...or so the german sheppards would have us to believe!

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I thought it was an Alsation!

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The sony game system?

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I often use Cecil as a games system alternative! Sometimes I even use him as a gee-tar, listen to some of those licks!

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Skkkkkkkyyyyyy King!

Anybody remember that one?

I miss Nowhereman, too! I have Noone to do Nothing with Nomore!

I also have Nohair on my Noass also! For pictures, rush $19.99 before Midnight to NoLLance, Inc. NOP.O.Box no.nine. Sorry, Franta! One per customer only!

-----once over and wants my Captain Howdy Doody Man too!-------

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I have a hairy arse.

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Yecch!

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You are so wrong!

I have a bidet, about the only good thing to come from France!


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Lucky bastard! I have to shave mine daily!

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Do you know what a bidet is?

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About the only good thing to come from France!

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HA!

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Damn you, damn you to bidetless hell!

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...i saw the movie Six years in Bidet....

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What about Bidet Attraction?

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My mother's bidet was last week.

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Izzat a film?

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you bidet your ass it is!

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quote:
Originally posted by ROY BATTY:
Do you know what a bidet is?

yes I do...I was refering to the fact that I have to cut my hairs rather than have the good fortune you have to clean them....

although by this point the joke has been lost....


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quote:
Originally posted by ROY BATTY:
Izzat a film?

Sometimes lazy Americans refer to their birthdays as "b-days," and I'm too stupid to pronounce it the right way.

although by this point the joke has been lost....


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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
yes I do...I was refering to the fact that I have to cut my hairs rather than have the good fortune you have to clean them....

although by this point the joke has been lost....


There was a joke?


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quote:
Originally posted by Poncharillo:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ROY BATTY:
[b]Izzat a film?


Sometimes lazy Americans refer to their birthdays as "b-days," and I'm too stupid to pronounce it the right way.

although by this point the joke has been lost....[/B][/QUOTE]

There was a joke.


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