THE STUPIDITY IS IN THE HOLE
In Martin County, Fla., Michael Massey, driving with an open bottle of rum in his car, was pulled over by police on suspicion of drunken driving. As the officer was questioning him, Massey reached into the glove box, pulled out a stack of Dunkin' Donuts coupons and said, "You can have these if you'll just let me park the car and walk home."