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LOL. That's right!
Moore is a clever bastard.
How'd you come to that conclusion from that quote?
Its witty. Wit take some skill.
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So, nobody knows in what issue of JLA Santa gets murdered?
It's from the Silver Age...
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You're making this up, aren't you?
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Try this one
"Life will not be the same without death in it."
That's an easy one to guess,as any fool can plainly see.
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Dunno.
How about this one? It had me creeping around the house as a 14 year old, frightening the crap out of my mum:
"You are ninja...Ever on your lips must be the Six Orders...though the moment be terrible or ecstatic...you will recite them...one by one...protect the body. It is your weapon...Feel no pain...Seek the darkness and be silent...The old ways and the elements. These are your allies...No one is innocent. This must never be forgotten...And the first order. On which life and success ever depends..."
And more famously from the same comic:
"He's got what it takes. He's tough when it counts. He's the president."
"Damn straight. I've got the box. Right here."
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One of the best quotes of all comic book history:
"Neat."
Nobody understands Dr Destiny like Gaiman.
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"Neat."
Shouldn't he have said, "Pah!"?
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Here's a couple of my favorites:
"Nope...Not yet, you four-eyed piece of shit. I still remember where my pecker is. And I'm a mite hungry."
and
"That's why I love my life. I have a front row seat for all the best events."
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What are they from HK?
Mine incidentally are from Elektra: Assasin, by Miller.
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Originally posted by Dave:
"Neat."
Shouldn't he have said, "Pah!"?
But you don't know the context. Dr Destiny was playing with the minds of six people on restaurant. He made them do several things (from fighting like animals to listening to his story like little children), until he made them kill themselves.
When he was making them fuck with each other, he was sitting on the counter, enjoying the show, and that's when he says "Neat."
I don't think "Pah!" would have been aproapiatte for the situation.
I also like the part of the same storyline where Morpheus is really big, and Dr Destiny is standing in front of him, naked, scratching his arse. The words "scratch, scratch" are floating next to him.
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No, I do know the context - its out the the 1st Sandman tpb.
Destiny is a long-standing "I'm going to rule the word" JLA villian, kind of a Dr Doom of dreams with his hood and a cape. "Pah!" is what Doom says.
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Originally posted by Dave:
What are they from HK?
Mine incidentally are from Elektra: Assasin, by Miller.
The first is from Jonah Hex: Two Gun Mojo , the second is the last line from the final issue of Chronos, #11.
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No, I do know the context - its out the the 1st Sandman tpb.
Destiny is a long-standing "I'm going to rule the word" JLA villian, kind of a Dr Doom of dreams with his hood and a cape. "Pah!" is what Doom says.
Dr Doom wouldn't stand naked scratching his arse.
I also love that part where he starts bonding with the woman he takes hostage... at first she's scared and tells him her husband is a mafia hitman, but then she kinda feels pity for him (cause he's fucking nuts), and they start getting along...
Then when she lets her go free he asks her if it's true that her husband is a mafia hitman, and she says she just made that up cause she was scared... He says "It wouldn't have made a diference either way" and shoots her in face.
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Doom's armour chaffs. Of course he scratches his arse.
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Try this one
"If I wasn't me.... I would be screaming like a girl right now."
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I bet that's THE Bat-Man.
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Try this one
"If I wasn't me.... I would be screaming like a girl right now."
Actually, it's from The Punisher #17, the new one, and is said by the Punisher himself while being attacked by ferocious midgets and Wolverine with his face blown off by P's on shotgun battling at his side.
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OK,smart guys,try this one.
"Cheez! I'm numb from the neck down! Guess it's true what they say--ya can get to much of a good thing!"
Maybe some of the new people know this one.
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Hey. I'll get out some comics too:
1) "Villain. You are history!"
2) "That fellers got a face like an arse!"
3) "They haven't got any swords, --crossbows, -shields!! Most of them don't even have teeth for Tarim's sake. What are they going to do? Gum everything in their path?"
4) "A noble sentiment from one who is about to die!"
5) "You win pal. The suits yours."
6) "I've decided to send one of you back to your mortal body. Guess which one?"
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Hey. I'll get out some comics too:
2) "That fellers got a face like an arse!"
I'm guessing that is from one of the Preacher issues?
I can't believe that this line hasn't made it:
"Great googly moogly on a stick!"
:lol: I love that line - it makes me laugh everytime...
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3) "They haven't got any swords, --crossbows, -shields!! Most of them don't even have teeth for Tarim's sake. What are they going to do? Gum everything in their path?"
The "Tarim" is a dead giveaway: this is from Cerebus.
Specifically, Cerebus to Bran Mac Mufin in "Church & State" Volume 1 (individual issue # probably somewhere in the 70-to-75 range).
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quote:
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Originally posted by Dave:
1. "Martha you can't frag Santa!" (hint: Santa's reindeer have just pooped on their squad car)
Is this the issue of Top Ten when Girl One and Irma Geddon face off against that advanced telekinetic lunatic who thinks he's Santa Claus? Makes it snow, makes reindeer fly, and all that other crazy crap? Sounds like something Girl One would say to her partner...
Yep, that be it.
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Hey. I'll get out some comics too:
1) "Villain. You are history!"
That am sound like some thing the Tick would say.
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Hey. I'll get out some comics too:
1) "Villain. You are history!"
That am sound like some thing the Tick would say.
Much more serious...
And a favorite read of a lot of posters here, I'm sure. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
Harley Kwin gets 0.75 points and Bicycle Repair Man 0.9 (It's in #4 and I love that pages layout).
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What about these? These are pretty tough.
"It's James. Call me James."
"Now we just need to find ourselves some fucking supervillains."
"Most everybody here looks like you...sort of. We're kind of...ah...special!"
"Yeah, special! Whatta babe!"
As for the Santa issue of JLA, wasn't that #60 (of the current series)?
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How could you guys forget the greatest quote of all?
"Grab the gem! Kill the heroes!" :lol:
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MY favorite qoute from a Comic book..at least the FIRST one that comes to mind...is from Adventure Comics issue # 347.
This Comic Book featured Superboy and the legion of Superheroes from issue # 300 to issue # 380.
Newly inducted member Karate Kid ( The Late, Great, ORIGINAL Val Armorr. ) had to catch the Khund invading army Flagship, which had the leader of the Khunds in it.. the " Skunk Who Framed me. ", as Val put it.
The Quote, spoken as he lept from his Legion flight platform to catch the ship, his flight ring damaged, a thousand foot or more fall beneath him...
" If I miss, I promise NEVER to do this again."
Val thought to himself as he made his daring leap.
Man, that dude was either crazy or had guts...or a bit of both! :)
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What about these? These are pretty tough.
"It's James. Call me James."
Am that from a Star Trek comic?
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"mffphsswhhtqutygrmnszk--"
"Vainglorious dullards! Speak into the chicken! You must talk DIRECTLY INTO THE BEAK!" - Princess Zanda, BLACK PANTHER # 42.
AND not so much a quote, as a conversation, in the same issue, Black Panther # 42:
TONY STARK (IRON MAN): "But this is a new world, T'challa. And you, more than anyone, should recognize the complexity of things."
KING T'CHALLA (BLACK PANTHER): "'Complexity.'"
TONY STARK: "You know what I mean..."
KING T'CHALLA: "Yes, and still you parse your statement -- explain the world to me. You've been to Wakanda many times, but I have never once been invited to your home."
TONY STARK: "--?! What--?"
KING T'CHALLA: "A custom, old as the world itself. A friend welcomes a friend to his house. Washes his feet. The counsel of such a man is well received."
TONY STARK: "Wait--this is about me not inviting you to dinner?"
KING T'CHALLA: "In the years we've known one another, this is the longest conversation we've ever had. This... explanation of the world..."
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What about these? These are pretty tough.
"It's James. Call me James."
Am that from a Star Trek comic?
Not even close.
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Originally posted by Darknight613:
What about these? These are pretty tough.
"It's James. Call me James."
Am that from a Star Trek comic?
Not even close.
I'm guessing ... Origin?
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Originally posted by Darknight613:
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Originally posted by URG:
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Originally posted by Darknight613:
What about these? These are pretty tough.
"It's James. Call me James."
Am that from a Star Trek comic?
Not even close.
I'm guessing ... Origin?
Nope.
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"I'm not the nicest bloke you've ever met.ButI do me best."
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quote:
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Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
OK,smart guys,try this one.
"Cheez! I'm numb from the neck down! Guess it's true what they say--ya can get to much of a good thing!"
Maybe some of the new people know this one.
It's from LOBO:BLAZING CHAIN OF LOVE. Are me and Qwerty the only ones here who read Lobo comics?
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What about this gem?
"Your Mr Reddy is desparately trying to be noticed Edie. Perhaps he'd be more successful if he waved his ten-inch-long tantric penis over the heads of the crowd."
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Originally posted by therealdeadshot:
Hey. I'll get out some comics too:
1) "Villain. You are history!"
That am sound like some thing the Tick would say.
Much more serious...
And a favorite read of a lot of posters here, I'm sure.
Wasn't that Starman to Dynaman/Hitler's brain in The Golden Age 4?
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[/QUOTE]Wasn't that Starman to Dynaman/Hitler's brain in The Golden Age 4? [/QUOTE] You did great for not looking it up, it was Green Lantern. Boy, was I sure he was gonna kick ol Adolfs sorry butt... ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif) Now there's only two to go... Hint: my fave series (look at my username...) ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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You did great for not looking it up, it was Green Lantern. Boy, was I sure he was gonna kick ol Adolfs sorry butt...
Now there's only two to go...
Hint: my fave series (look at my username...)
I knew it was one of the two since they both made dramatic entrances into the fight and I backed the wrong horse. Oh well!
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