I liked Man-E-Faces. And that guy who had two head and his arms made him punch himself. I forget his name but he was pretty cool.

"Dude, you're kickin' your own ass!!!"

Does anyone remember, back in the day, when Mattel had that "Create Your Own Figure" contest? I came up with one, just a He-Man clone really. Then, when I saw the figure that won ("Fearless Photog" was his name and he had a camera for a head), I spent, like, two months trying to track down that figure, not knowing that Mattel probably only made one for the winner. 'Cause I was stupid like that...

So maybe Fearless Photog is secretly my favorite figure...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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