Actually, the Bret "the Hitman" Hart action figure from Toy Biz' WCW line looks a good deal like Howard Stern, if you wanted to customize one.
And walking through a toy store recently, I was surprised to see a fashion doll of the cute orange-haired pop singer Vitamin C (formerly Colleen Fitzpatrick of Eve's Plum, a very cool band). I figured Britney and Christina would have Barbie-like dolls, but I didn't think Vitamin C was quite on their level. I actually got a kick out of seeing that doll, just because I think she's a neat girl.
A company has made little toys of the members of Limp Bizkit and Powerman 5000 called SMITIs, which are like Kubricks or the little Playmobil people. So far nobody, McFarlane included, has made action figures of any musicians I like. But I would happily buy a Brian Setzer figure, or a Tori Amos, Rivers Cuomo, Morrissey, Robert Smith, Mike Ness, Chris Isaak, or Ben Folds.
