RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books Comic Book Fights: Authority vs. Ultimates

Very nice, Chewy.

But Hawksmoor vs. The Hulk, no contest. Why? Because with all the damage the Hulk is doing to the city, Hawksmoor would drop without even having a finger laid on him. His empathic nature with cities works against him here. He's down. He barely manages to cough out "door. . ." and port out to the Carrier.

Iron Man vs. Engineer. Stark tries to flirt straight off the bat, but Angie's too smart for that. Stark soon finds himself surrounded by Engineers who literally dismantle his armor in moments. "Now about those drinks. . ." one of them says, admiring his boxers.

Apollo vs. Thor. Thor attempts to deflate Apollo by summoning up a storm, but Apollo's having none of it. He slams into the thunder god at full speed, carrying them into the heart of the sun. Soon the only remnant of him left is Mjolnir.

The Doctor vs. Giant Man. While I like Hank Pym's characterization the best out of the Ultimates so far, he's about as useful here as a twig in a hurricane. The Doctor sends his mind careening across time and space, on a one-way "trip" he'll never come down from.

Midnighter vs. Captain America. While blocking, parrying, and counterstriking, the ultimate soldier of the 21st century figures out how to defeat the ultimate soldier of the 1940s. He makes a pass at him. Gives him a quick peck on the cheek. Cap is stunned and offguard long enough for Middy to finish him off.

Wasp vs. Swift. The Wasp manages to avoid Swift long enough to lead her straight into the Hulk's path. Hulk swats her out of the sky and looms menacingly over her body.

Authority vs. Hulk. On his way back from the sun Apollo heads towards the Hulk. Wasp tries to distract him by flashing her breasts at him, but unfazed, Apollo fries her with his eyebeams. He slams into the Hulk full force, preventing him from violating Swift. Midnighter rolls by, grabs her, and doors them both into the carrier. The Doctor changes the Hulk serum (or whatever it is now) in his body into Kool-Aid, causing him to revert back to Banner. Engineer and Apollo then finish him off.

Done.