I have NOW created a Portal to a reality
in which Kal El is Named Bob. Krypton is
now called Bob, too. The Kents are Bob.
kyrpton is Bob, Earth is Bob.
Anyway, Bob got sent to Bob when Bob
exploded. Bob found Bob. Bob gained
amazing Super powers and shit like that
under Bob's yellow sun.

Somehow, that sounds Less confusing than
the Past 60 - plus years of Supermans'
existance, when view from start to Present.

Bob Loves you...


"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your

death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.