I have NOW created a Portal to a reality in which Kal El is Named Bob. Krypton is now called Bob, too. The Kents are Bob. kyrpton is Bob, Earth is Bob. Anyway, Bob got sent to Bob when Bob exploded. Bob found Bob. Bob gained amazing Super powers and shit like that under Bob's yellow sun.
Somehow, that sounds Less confusing than the Past 60 - plus years of Supermans' existance, when view from start to Present.