Quote: Razor Hall said: This is as close as rex has ever got to having actual sex.
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i am jealous of people who dont have child support deducted from their minimum wage paychecks cause i cant get a lock for it so now my balls have shrunk to the size of grapes even though i can still spell schwarzenegger. why did they start families with me? it must not be my personality because i am a chicken shit cocksucker.
Hey,yo. This is pretty good, except for one obvious flaw chico. To be jealous of rex because he doesn't have child support deducted from his check would require rex to recieve said check. I'm pretty sure the little fellow doen't get a pay stub for watching Spongebob with the fam. From the chicken shit cocksucker remark I'd say I pushed all the buttons on you I need with one post. It's good to be the bad guy.