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#181432 2003-08-22 7:40 PM
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You're just mad because we made fun of you for overanalyzing it.

#181433 2003-08-22 11:37 PM
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Hehe. You said analyzing.

#181434 2003-08-24 6:47 PM
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quote:
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Well, she does seem a bit angry afterwards. "That never happened."

But it couldn't have been a one-time occurrence. After all, she knew what he meant when he asked her into the basement.

I thought the same thing as you, but it didn't add up. Unless... she was referring to Mark vaporizing Spot.

#181435 2003-08-24 8:45 PM
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quote:
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Hehe. You said analyzing.

I think you mean doggiesytleyzing.

#181436 2003-08-24 9:55 PM
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Heh.

#181437 2003-08-26 3:45 AM
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I'm damn sure Black Cat likes it up the pooter.

#181438 2003-08-26 3:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Jackson:
Jack the Knife said:"Well since I love playing the devils advocate, I offer a counter point to you Jim.

Perhaps it was anal sex. I say this because there is no way the couple had access to condoms or birth control. They were strictly ordered not to have sex. So perhaps they went the anal route to guarantee that Mark's "mother" didn't get pregnant thus keeping their little quickie a secret."

They also have no access to any lubrication to the make the deed easier. It's not easy you know.

And it's possible that she was aware of her time of the month and felt it safe. And it's possible that they did it and said to hell with the consequences and who knows if she ends pregnant later.

I just don't buy the anal sex thing. It's not going to be a woman's first choice.

Jim

I dunno Ive been with a few women who enjoy anal even without lubrication.

Plus you can still get pregnant during that time of the month its less likely but it still can happen.

#181439 2003-08-26 4:25 AM
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Betty Banner definately likes her assplay.

#181440 2003-08-27 5:07 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Jackson:
As a man married for over 15 years, I feel safe in saying that MOST women are going to prefer vaginal to anal sex.

--Jim

If you have been married 15 years,how would you know what "MOST" women are gonna prefer unless you been sleeping round.
If you aint been sleeping round,you only have one womans opinion which a hardly counts as knowing what all the rest of the women in the world like.
Thats like me saying that as I`ve known my mother 32 years,I know that all women like eating jellied eels.

#181441 2003-08-27 5:49 PM
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Point taken.

Still don't think the scene in question was an anal one, though.

JJ

#181442 2003-08-27 7:54 PM
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Mystique looks freaky enough to like it up her blue culo.

#181443 2003-08-27 8:08 PM
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CHEATER!

#181444 2003-08-27 8:46 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Mystique looks freaky enough to like it up her blue culo.

She could probably move her clit back there and make it as enjoyable as missionary. And think about this: since she can shape her body into any shape she wants, her poonany will always be nice and tight! Super! [woooOOOOoooo!]

#181445 2003-08-27 9:00 PM
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Stupid Dogg is a thinking man's Bill Jemas.

#181446 2003-08-27 10:43 PM
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Callisto's a dirty tramp. And from my knowledge, dirty tramps like to perform unnatural acts with a rigorous attidute. Her ass is a definate pincushion. Ask Colossus.

#181447 2003-09-01 7:22 PM
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You know who else is a nasty, dirty, hairy asswhore? Feral. Nothing is quite as hardcore as a Mexican cat-woman.

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'Cept for maybe Psylocke. Ever since she got her essence transferred into Kwannon's body, she's had a unyielding penchant for splunkin' for gold.

#181449 2003-09-01 7:26 PM
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I almost forgot about Typhoid Mary. She's a screwjob, literally and figuratively. One day she wants to play "Poke the Starfish", another day she doesn't.

#181450 2003-09-01 7:28 PM
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Lilandra is not only Queen of the Shi'ar, but Queen of the brown eye!

#181451 2003-09-01 7:29 PM
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That's why Deathbird's jealous of her sister... so she goes out and works it twice as hard!

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Moira MacTaggert. Irish.

All you need to do is give her a few pints and you're in like Fanny O'Manny.

#181453 2003-09-01 7:31 PM
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Aunt May.

Need I say more?

#181454 2003-09-01 7:33 PM
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I should've pointed out Elektra a long time ago! She's Greek, for crip's sake! Of course she likes the deed more than Zorba and his fiddle!

#181455 2003-09-01 7:36 PM
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And to commemorate my 2800 post, I'd like to take notice to the woman who has definately had her burro pinned 2800 times in High School alone...

Gwen Stacy!

What? You thought she was saving herself for Peter?! please...

#181456 2003-09-02 2:11 PM
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Wow, this topic has gotten hot and heavy!
Keep the kink comin'!

#181457 2003-09-02 11:39 PM
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Carol Danvers is an uptight bitch with a loose caboose.

God and Country, Cap!

#181458 2003-09-02 11:41 PM
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Warbird, a.k.a. Ms. Marvel. Nearly works the same way as Moira, 'cept she's unconscious half the time.

Ain't that right Wonder Man, Vision, Hercules, Thor, Iron Man, and Yellowjacket?

#181459 2003-09-02 11:47 PM
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Did I mention Black Widow yet?

Russian + Attitude + former KGB Agent + Vodka = Ass-sex.

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Wasp. She's a bit of a size queen. From what I heard, she used to make Hank grow huge while paving the backroads, plus she'd shrink down to one-eigth size!

Like a blimp through a mousehole!

#181461 2003-09-02 11:52 PM
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She-Hulk is without a doubt, a butt-hound. Playing with her ringrosie is her kryptonite!

#181462 2003-09-02 11:57 PM
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MJ is no slouch either. Though not as aggressive as Gwen, nor as persistent as Betty, nor as easily aroused as Felicia, she does just enough to get Ol' Pete to shut up.

...ok, she's bad at it. Whuddu expect?! She's a frickin' actress!

#181463 2003-09-02 11:58 PM
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Jean Grey. She obviously has an obsession with one-eye. She married one, for Crip's sake!

#181464 2003-09-02 11:59 PM
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Kitty Pryde. My Gawd, did Logan teach her some things, or what? He's like the Ron Jeremy of the Manor.

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Storm. I only have two words to describe her:

Chocolate Thunder!

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Rogue. Now that southern belle turns to white trash as soon as your colonel lee hits her rebel stronghold!

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Back to those lusty Europeans, we got Silver Sable. How you think her hair got white?

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There's the ultra-secretive Domino. It ain't no secret what she likes. I mean, she got a frickin' black hole on her face!

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And we can't forget Blink, the alternate-universe teleporter who's more than willing to teleport her ass onto your crotch!

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What about that scummy morlock Marrow? Her "likin' it rough" is an understatement; bang her 'til her hips fracture... she'll grow new ones.

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Intergalatic rock star Lila Chaney. All rock stars are ass fiends, plain and simple.

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