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Originally posted by Marc Campbell:
Disco, great dialog! Sorry about the confusion about the receding wall. I was in a hurry when I wrote that. What I meant to imply was that you can't see the wall -- it's draped in shadows or something. So you can't show the six bullet holes in the wall as a way of counting six bullets. Care to resubmit your entry?
PANEL 1
We're in a dark warehouse. Frank Castle, in a teenage girl's homecoming dress, is shooting upwards, the gunfire illuminating his face like kids when they position flashlights under their chin when they tell ghost stories. Scary stuff.

PUNISHER: Dog my cats, you little mountebank wanker!

PANEL 2
We're looking down at Spider-Man webslinging across the warehouse. His penis is bulging. Six bullets (with the yellow/orange lines following them) coming from Punisher's gun are missing Spider-Man. The bullets are flying at an angle so that they would hit the wall across from Mr. The Punisher.

SPIDER-MAN: Ah-ha! You sir, are a sub-par marksman and are like a bowlerdized children's novel in the bedroom.

There we go. Got rid of panel 3, put a bit in panel 2.


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Now Disco and Mxy, I think your comic book is an interesting concept, definitely worth doing. But as I suggested before, the Comic Book Elves aren't going to come along in the night and do it for you. When you open up most comic books, you might notice near the beginning a list of names. These are called credits. The credits tell you who created the comic book. That's right -- actual humans are involved. I hope this doesn't spoil the mystery for you. While we're on the subject, you know Santa Claus? He isn't real either.
Year Man is on the back burner, pending retooling.

We used to have our names on the site, but there's that problem of me not knowing how to format the page back in the day.

Year Man will probably be saved for some other point. Mxy claims no rights after 2056.