Batman No. 66, a comic which I used to own(a really messed up one) entitled "The Joker's Comedy Of Errors" or (I'm just paraphrasing here "The great BONERS of history".

Anyways the plot goes with the Joker being pissed that people laughed at a "BONER" he got (I'AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) and to get revenge he plans to show Gotham City "HOW MANY BONERS I CAN GET". The entire issue utters the word boner at least fifteen times with classic dialouge like this:

Dick: How can he force you into a BONER Bruce?
Bruce: I don't know Dick but however it is, it isn't good.

Comissioner Gordon: If I were you Batman I would be careful of the BONER he has WAITING FOR YOU!

This comic is also littered with many "greek" and "wood" references.

Another story I would mention is this Superman (actually any Superman story from the Silver Age would do) story where where Clark Kent interviews Superman on TV, with the camera on both simultaneously. How he does it is Clark changes from Clark to Superman and switches places (in the excact and smooth positions too) SO FAST it's invisible to camera.

Or the Punisher story written by Ron Zimmerman(ack! ) where Reed Richards agrees to let Castle go back in time to kill Al Capone, because WITHOUT AL CAPONE THERE WOULDN"T BE ORGANIZED CRIME AND FRANK AND OTHER PEOPLES' FAMILIES WOULD DIE!!! Well Frank befriends Al and even CARRIES OUT THE ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE FOR HIM and in the end it was all a dream.

WTF?!!!


Voted "Biggest Waste Of Space" On The Bat-Boards For "Multiple Reasons"

Jerry Falwell On Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer:
"Those hollywood, homosexual, jewish types making a show about a reindeer who is 'different' and just cant 'hide it'. Everyone knows if he tries hard enough he can convert himself to a normal, black-nosed reindeer."

I am 95% addicted to Porn. What about you?