The Caveman's Valentine: Pure, unadulterated S-H-I-T. What in the fuck was Samuel L Jackson THINKING?!?!
Chicago: 2 hours of "Hey gang, lets put on a show! Watch me sing, watch me dance! Aren't I talented"? I wanted to leave 5 minutes in but my girlfriend's so cheap she suffered along for the whole fucking waste.
Attack of the Clones: Note to George Lucas: Having a zillion dollars DOESN’T make you a screenwriter. Put a crow-bar in your wallet and hire one for the final turd. P.S. AVOID 4 year olds racing spaceships or midgets in stupid teddy-bear suits…
Collateral Damage: Schwenagger... No more to be said… I liked the part where he was going to "blend in" in South America. Do steriods cause brain damage?
There are more but this is some of the shit I actually spend money on.
