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You remember, that wacky machine that judged which Legionnaires had the most fun kissing each other?
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I can't believe Tom & Mary Bierbaum never made reference to it!
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...And don't forget that it was Ayla and Cham that were shown kissing in that classic scene!
Maybe it would be the perfect excuse to spotlight how their relationship's going these days!
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Maybe it can appear in the next 'downtime' issue.
I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
OOOOoooh1 The drama that would follow!
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...And maybe Tinya and Jo can rekindle their romance while doing the Shurg?
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Perfect! And she can prove to Jo she doesn't have a thing for Brin by kissing him first. The machine wouldn't even register the kiss!
This would put Jo & Tinya back in Lovemuffin City!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
This would put Jo & Tinya back in Lovemuffin City!
Is that on the planet Koobar?
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This could also be the postboot scene where Lyle punches the crap out of Jo (since Jo would have used super-stregth to drag Lyle over to the Kiss-O-Meter...)
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We can call the story "Last Kiss for a Legionnaire!"
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Lots of innocent smooching in the early days. Lyle was caught in a clinch with several lovely ladies, one of which was Triplicate Girl in the Revolt of the Girl Legionnaires. Okay, she seduced him - but the boy was ready for romance.
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
No wonder Lyle's always been so snitty to Brainy.
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I heard Stuey and MegaMatt could blow the TOP off the Kiss-o-Meter with all their "shnuggling"! ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuey:
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
No wonder Lyle's always been so snitty to Brainy.
Yes! It explains everything!
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Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
I heard Stuey and MegaMatt could blow the TOP off the Kiss-o-Meter with all their "shnuggling"!
What about all the "shnuggling" WE did the other weekend? ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuey:
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I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
No wonder Lyle's always been so snitty to Brainy.
And vice versa.
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
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I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
No wonder Lyle's always been so snitty to Brainy.
And vice versa.
The more I think about it, the more I like this idea... plus, it's not like either of them has any prospects at the moment...
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Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
I heard Stuey and MegaMatt could blow the TOP off the Kiss-o-Meter with all their "shnuggling"!
Stu-Monster is the shnuggle king! Who could resist him? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuey:
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I heard Stuey and MegaMatt could blow the TOP off the Kiss-o-Meter with all their "shnuggling"!
What about all the "shnuggling" WE did the other weekend?
<gasp!> You shnuggled Povvy, too?!!? Cad! ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuey:
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
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Originally posted by Stuey:
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I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
No wonder Lyle's always been so snitty to Brainy.
And vice versa.
The more I think about it, the more I like this idea... plus, it's not like either of them has any prospects at the moment...
WHOOA!!!! ROLLER-COASTER POST!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
And now that I've finished with that, let me go on-record as being against... I want Lyle with Val!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Kid Prime:
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Originally posted by Stuey:
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
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I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
No wonder Lyle's always been so snitty to Brainy.
And vice versa.
The more I think about it, the more I like this idea... plus, it's not like either of them has any prospects at the moment...
WHOOA!!!! ROLLER-COASTER POST!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
And now that I've finished with that, let me go on-record as being against... I want Lyle with Val!!!
Whether with Jeckie or with Lyle, Val's gonna end up with the SNAKE! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
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I heard Stuey and MegaMatt could blow the TOP off the Kiss-o-Meter with all their "shnuggling"!
What about all the "shnuggling" WE did the other weekend?
<gasp!> You shnuggled Povvy, too?!!? Cad!
I was "shnuggled" 'til I couldn't "shnuggle" no more... ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuey:
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Originally posted by Kid Prime:
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Originally posted by Stuey:
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Originally posted by Stuey:
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I wanna see someone drag Lyle over to it (maybe Ultra Boy), make him give Brainy a peck on the check and watch the readings go off the scale!
No wonder Lyle's always been so snitty to Brainy.
And vice versa.
The more I think about it, the more I like this idea... plus, it's not like either of them has any prospects at the moment...
WHOOA!!!! ROLLER-COASTER POST!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
And now that I've finished with that, let me go on-record as being against... I want Lyle with Val!!!
Whether with Jeckie or with Lyle, Val's gonna end up with the SNAKE!
The rollercoaster effect is bitchen-- just like a drunken kiss!
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Any speculation on the Kiss-o-meter's 'adult' settings?
Which pairs would blow the readings off the scale?
And which would register as 'dead as a doornail'?
TN
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Any speculation on the Kiss-o-meter's 'adult' settings?
TN
Would that be calibrated in Monicas?
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To Shurg or NOT to shurg.
I shurg you shurg
he shurgs she shurgs
We all shurg.
It's all relative.
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I wonder...if we had the kiss-o-meter here at the Legion HQ mb, who would have the most fun kissing whom? I bet Lash would like to know THAT answer!
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<===== I wanna test it on THIS guy!
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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
I wonder...if we had the kiss-o-meter here at the Legion HQ mb, who would have the most fun kissing whom?
I bet Lash would like to know THAT answer!
Cool idea, Anthony!
I would enjoy kissing the following Legion HQ members the most:
Senor Widebottom (Give us a kiss, you hot Cuban fire-cracker, you! ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) )
Fat Cramer (To shurg or not to shurg? THAT is the question! Hint: DEFINITELY "TO SHURG"! )
Kat (Hey, I'm a dirty old man--- I can't help myself!)
Stuey (Shnuggle-Bunny numero uno!)
Pov (No tongues, lil' mister!)
Mllash (For that mad Southern flavah, YO!)
And last--- but definitely not least--- Lard Lad (With a mouth THAT delightfully filthy he's gotta be a good smoocher!)
P.S. Oh! And Llance! That hombre is one sexy-assed motherfucker!
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I would enjoy kissing the following Legion HQ members the most:
Senor Widebottom (Give us a kiss, you hot Cuban fire-cracker, you! )
My outragously oversized pantaloons are suddenly a tad snug!
:lol:
You flirt!!
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Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
I would enjoy kissing the following Legion HQ members the most:
Hmmmm... maybe I'll make someone else's list ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Senor Widebottom:
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[QB]
I would enjoy kissing the following Legion HQ members the most:
Senor Widebottom (Give us a kiss, you hot Cuban fire-cracker, you! )
My outragously oversized pantaloons are suddenly a tad snug!
:lol:
You flirt!!
Gracious! And it would take some MONSTAH-SIZED "manhood" to make Senor W's famous pantaloons snug!
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
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I would enjoy kissing the following Legion HQ members the most:
Hmmmm... maybe I'll make someone else's list
Oh, snap! I had to edit this post 'cause I had too many smilies (8 is the limit). I SWEAR you were on that first list, your majesty--- just forgot to add ya the 2nd time around. Please forgive your humble servant--- it shant happen again, my love.
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Oh, snap! I had to edit this post 'cause I had too many smilies (8 is the limit). I SWEAR you were on that first list, your majesty--- just forgot to add ya the 2nd time around. Please forgive your humble servant--- it shant happen again, my love.
You know me... doesn't really matter one way or the other.
Whatever.
Hmmmm... I wonder if I could request a "hands on hips, tossing hair over shoulder, aloof look" smiley?
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ICE city!!! That Princess Crujectra sure can bust balls with the best of 'em!!
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What can I say? I'm a princess :)
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