RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books The LEGION of SUBSTITUTE MODERATORS!!

As first runner-up in the Mod poll, I feel honor-bound to assemble this group of also-rans; we shall train in secret, perfecting our moderating skills, and offer our assistance to the Moderators in an emergency.

We will help newbies to assimilate; the conversion from the DCMB's will be both scary and exhilarating for them, and we wouldn't want them to drift aimlessly 'round these parts!

We will help the mods foster the type of atmosphere the Legion Boards have always been famed and revered for: tolerance and friendship.

And when the mods get careless, we'll feed 'em to the Entropy Spinach and take their places...

We'll practice by editing our own posts, and by living in a cave like Lydda, Brek, and the others...

I will preen Grey's feathers only under extreme duress.

And when things get really bad, you'll save the Earth from the Moderator Dominators. May you get the respect you so richly deserve.

(So, do you get to hang out with Infectious Lass?)

And I've got a sizable firearm to hold you off, sweetie!

I'm thinking of starting a group called the Wanderators. We'll just show up every fifteen years, edit a few posts and disappear again.

Hopefully you won't have to solve your own murders in a poorly written forum of your own...

I thought all my forum writting are poorly done already, and my most likely murderer is probably my wife. So I'm all set!

Count me in!

I don't know how I got nominated in the first place, but I've got the bug now.

Though I think having the newbies drift aimlessly for a while would be a good learning experience for them.