Can you please make California give me my state income tax back--- they are very, very late. Can you help me increase my penis size like all those ads say you can? Can you give me an extreme case of amnesia (or at least 3 full CASES of whiskey) as my Christmas gift this year so I can forget/blot out the hideous nightmare my life has become? Can you get us a new avatar that shows a man blowing his brains out with a pistol?
Thank you, Easter Bunny--! I mean, thank you, moderators! :)
