Shit people, our celebrities are dropping like goddamn flies here!
We need - nay - MUST! find a cure for this disease that is taking away our beloved celebrities and famous folk! How long are we willing to stand idly by as Celebrities die with rapid succession? Are you going to take this sitting down? I sure as hell hope not!
Help the world!
We need to pool every possible resource we have to ensure that we lose no more celebrities to this vexxing plague! Good men and women are seemingly dying everyday to this darkly fatal cloud hovering amongst Hollywood's best and brightest while schlubs like you and I suffer with this seemingly immortal life that is so far above what we are worth? We are shit, and deserve to die in their place so they must live and continue to bombard us with mediocre entertainment to dumb down our existences and make us sterile!
Save the Celebrities!
Donations can be made to Eric Shonborn c/o Nobody Loves Celebrities, Nobody.sh
We can't afford to lose anymore celebrities, help now.
