I will donate my scientific knowledge and years of experience in the field of medicine to this worthwhile cause. Surely none of us wants a world where celebrities no longer roam free among us but instead have to be locked away in gated communities to ensure the survival of their species.
Unfortunately, because of the virulence of this plague on the famous, I will need to test the many serums and vaccines that I will develop on live celebrities.
I will warn you now, it will be a slow process. Many more celebrities will die in agony as I work my way towards a safe vaccine.
If the cast of Friends will report to my office on Monday, I will begin my work.
Dr. Backwards7
