Poor Gates would probably get stuck doing bad horror movies
Wildfire would be relegated to sci-fi movies
Vi would be in the remake of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" and an updated "Gulliver's Travels" where Gulliver is a teenage girl.
Timberwolf would be cast as the new Wolverine in "X3" after Jackman bows out.
Triad would briefly gain notoriety in a series of Coors ads about triplets
Brainiac 5 would end up in the next Star Trek spin-off series
Jo and Tinya would be the next Brad and Jennifer
M'onel would be the next Brando
