Of course not, silly. I was referring to those poor younguns out there, desperate to be a cool Robster, but just not having the right stuff ta back it up.

Of course, I would undoubtedly compare all of them to you, so how can they help but pale in comparison? It's like comparing Mountain Dew and Wal-Mart's "White Lightning." Sure they look similar, and probably have similar taste, but there's nothing like the real Dew.