Oooookay... howbout "LLance Does Dallas"?
In it, LLance won't be prostituting himself to make it to Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader camp, instead, LLance will be filmed having sex with Dallas, Texas! A Hole in the ground, the Cowboy's Stadium, riding one of J.R's big oil towers... hell, for good measure, we can have LLance give it to the Alamo right in the back door!
Does that work for you?
