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beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:



"before mrs claus had any idea, santa was already deepily involved with 'qtpie18'"

ok! top that!

Lor the Kookiness Mistress starts a thread at the RKMBs.

They said it wasn't possible when I told them LLance had put on more weight.

I-Man searches the web for more random pictures for Natureverse.

just breaking away from the captions for a sec...

i really dig the pimple on the third fat roll. very nice touch.

Santa Claus gets comfortable to start compiling his naughty and nice lists

The secretary of a mayor Law firm finds out the hard way why the boss always asked her to knock before entering.

"The office chair he got for so cheep, on ebay was finally here. Jim was extatic. Until he found the accompanying photo."

Jim works on his computer tan.

.....And everyone on the board cursed Rob Kamphausen for showing them a picture of a fat bastard sitting naked in front of his computer.

Surgeon General's Warning: Surfing on the Internet for extended periods of time will not make you irresistable to women.

"well, im 5'3" i have blonde hair and blue eyes, a very large chest and a tight, firm ass -- and i love threesomes!"

Amazing new technology allows internet users to see their future if they continue to spend all day on the internet.

[ 09-25-2002, 10:17 PM: Message edited by: Gerald in your living room ]

Online strip poker isn't for everyone.

what rob really looks like.

[ 09-26-2002, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: dsoley ]

...mrrowl...

:lol: A friend's.......

What's looking for YOU on AOL
"28 yo swimmers build (orca swam right?) light color hair, mostly smooth (what pig isnt?) 9inches cut (if you dont mind pullin my gut up)."

Stop that jibber-jabber.
I pity tha fool who sits his fat, naked butt in front of the computer on the internet all day. Hey! Fatso! You need to get up and do some exercises. Get some nutrition. Eat right. Eat Mr. T cereal. I've still got 1,000 boxes at my mom's.

You suckas should be helping this man get on the right path, not make fun of him. I pity you fools for being hateful and disrespectful. I should break you suckas in half.

STAY IN SCHOOL!

proof that the subway diet doesnt really work

Brad Pitt without make-up and a soft focus lens.