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#203497 2003-05-12 11:23 AM
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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game

beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:

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"uhhh... mam? yer hip fell off again"

ok! top that!

#203498 2003-05-12 11:31 AM
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Old Lady......I got you Old Lady. [AAAHHHH!!!]

#203499 2003-05-12 11:46 AM
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The opening act in Hell: 10,000 years of Cher.

#203500 2003-05-12 12:28 PM
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Timelord. Drunkard.
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"Holy Christ! Bill touched her and his penis fell off!"

#203501 2003-05-12 2:50 PM
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"Shit bitch,you need to shave!"

#203502 2003-05-12 9:18 PM
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Despite Cher's resemblance to a man, Enrico has trouble overcoming his gag reflex.

#203503 2003-05-13 2:04 AM
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The two men are seen here only moments before Cher sucks the life out of them, leaving them as dry boney corpses...

#203504 2003-05-13 2:13 AM
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Soon afterwards, the President announces his war on tailors!

Soon afterwards, the President declares war on Cher and all people and organizations that support Cher and her network in any way or form.

#203505 2003-05-14 3:09 AM
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Timelord. Drunkard.
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"I swear, dude, it's like touching vinyl."

#203506 2003-05-13 9:15 PM
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"Hey Cher,whats that say...."Inflate here!"..shit!"

#203507 2003-05-14 5:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
The opening act in Hell: 10,000 years of Cher.

LOL! The winnah!

#203508 2003-05-15 10:32 AM
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Timelord. Drunkard.
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"Man! Look at all these plastic surgery scars! It's like looking at a fucking road map back here!"

#203509 2003-05-15 11:07 AM
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I'm going to make you reach that high C Bitch.

#203510 2003-05-16 7:21 PM
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Can I submit all three?

"Haircut? What haircut?"

"Does this make me look fat?"

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

#203511 2003-05-19 10:39 PM
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Someone Quick! Run to the ladies room and get this woman a tampon!

#203512 2003-05-23 10:26 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
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"Uh...exactly how do you do the Heimlich again?"

#203513 2003-05-31 9:55 AM
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"I think I'm gonna puke. I don't wanna slick up the stage."

"Dude, puke on her. Nobody will be able to tell."


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