Have you ever just kinda sat around and wondered why things weren't happening? Ever been stuck at work and wish for a holiday?
Well, now you can kiss the doldrums good-bye because you have a holiday to celebrate every single day! Gentlemen (and the occasional lady who might happen upon this thread), I give you
GirlsArePretty.com!
On this website, the proprietor (who goes by the web-handle of "PrettyGirl") creates a new holiday for every day of the week, usually consisting of an absurd topic, such as today, Monday May 12th - Enemy Mauve Day!
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Enemy Mauve Day!
Not certain if it's the paint or the walls themselves that appear to expand and release as if they are panting. Either way, it is mauve. You wouldn't be surprised if your landlord came in one day and said, "I never said you could paint in here." And you said, "I didn't." And he said, "Well I never painted the walls Mauve. I only use white paint on my units." And then you would look back to when you moved in and you would have a vague memory of the white walls enclosing your little tiny empty room. Over time, the mauve just grew from within the plaster, from whatever's inside there. Like fur or mucous, it spread evenly like a coat of paint. Now it's everywhere around you, enveloping you while you sleep.
Don't waste time. Take a sledghammer to every last inch of the room. Tear it down. Your roommates will thank you later. They're gonna be real pissed tonight, but later, they'll thank you for not letting that mauve seep into their reproductive organs and taint their future progeny.
Happy Enemy Mauve Day!
It's one of those websites that's as humorous as it is fascinating and will keep you coming back day-after-day to see just what this Pretty Girl has thought up next! I also need to give a shout-out to RKMB's own Danny for pointing this site out!
Chewy's Overall Site Rating: * * 1/2 (of 5)
