The Seven of Clubs.
"Where you are: You are dating a woman named after a car. You enjoy eating at diners, eating at Italian restaurants, and going to Vegas. You live on the East Coast in New Hampshire or New Jersey. You used to be an intern at an entertainment company or a publishing house.
Where you're going: In the near future, you're going to send your entire savings by wire transfer to someone with the initials MC."
It's in the cards, Rob. You can't cheat Fate. PM me for my bank account number.