The JLR animal sidekicks, Buttercup the horse, Napolean the donkey and Esmarelda the chicken, monitor the events of the two fueding nations.

Napolean: This is terrible, should we contact the JLR? *translated from the donkey*

Buttercup: How many times do I have to tell you? We are members of the JLR! [you sunnuva...] We have the JLR insignia branded onto our rears and everything! *translated from the horse*

Esmarelda: Then why aren't we at the tournament with them? *translated from the chicken*

Buttercup: So we could deal with any emergancies such as this, while the rest of the Team focus on the tournament.

Napolean: What? Us go to sort out the problems between Doesntreallyexista and Chantania!

Buttercup: Exactly!

Esmarelda: Why not? Beats hanging around here all day with Larry and that Zues bloke. He gives me the heebies!

Buttercup: Right! JLR ASSEMBLE!!!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

[ 01-31-2003, 06:03 AM: Message edited by: Britannica ]